Here’s The Tip…

Wednesday June 17, 2009
I’ve come down with a pretty average flu recently and have spent a lot of time at home. Obvious benefits to this include not having to be at work and being able to smash the fuck outta the xbox. This is the NBA Jam World All-stars right here… muwahahahah. 1:18pm.

Saturday June 20, 2009
Sun setting from Lysterfield Rd. 4:54pm.

I had some piece of shit virus on my computer and during the removal process, I got asked to write down on paper the following filenames… I got the first one down then decided a photo would be a shitload easier. It was a really shit virus and was stopping me from running any removal programs and kept fucking with all my clicking… sheesh. 9:33pm.

Monday June 22, 009
I was waiting for the bus at Belgrave station and felt my backpack being pulled on. I turned around and some guy was standing there with a weird smile on his face. I tok my headphones out and asked what he wanted and he goes “There’s a possum trying to get into your bag”..! Sure enough, the possum that often hangs around there was on the fence and trying to rummage into my backpack. 6:11pm.

Tuesday June 23, 2009
A guide dog that looks both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. Somewhere between Richmond and Kooyong. 5:10pm.

Illuminated by brakelights at the Berwick off-ramp of the Monash. 5:59pm.

Late Lunch

Wednesday June 10, 2009
Every morning my train goes over this drain and when it’s been raining, it floods. Once it drains there are always ducks hanging out in there. I was in Bayswater and walking by so I went down there. Yay. 4:50pm.

Friday June 19, 2009
I got into work this morning and found this sitting on our sandwich grill. 8:51am.

Gross. 1:53pm.

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Monday June 8, 2009
Waiting for the first train home at Southern Cross. 4:34am.

Saturday June 13, 2009
Kris Kross‘ll make ya…. 5:19pm.

“It’s not a public urinal, mate…”. They just came out of nowhere the second the fly went down, and disappeared just as quickly. Fuck off. 10:44pm.

Sunday June 14, 2009
Tommyknockers at Bridie O’Reilly’s on Little Collins St. 1:15am.

MS Pain

Thursday May 21, 2009
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MS Paint.

I’m not sure if I can post drawings of genitals on here or not so I thought I’d pixelate it just to be safe. You get the idea.

Friday June 12, 2009
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MS Paint.

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Thursday May 14, 2009
Perfect Poo.
Kilometrico on pizza box.

Fucking around at Azzuri’z in Stud Park at Brenny’s birthday dinner. Bon Appétit!

Tuesday June 2, 2009
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Copic on photocopy paper.

We had to leave work early this day because the dudes working upstairs had been painting and the fumes were coming through and choking us up hardcore. I thought I’d draw a diagram just so people could understand without having to read.

Friday June 6, 2009
Cheryl.
Charcoal on some sort of thin watercolour paper.

Another post-work/pre-gig piece with ouzo for inspiration. Not sure how happy I am with this one, I did it too big. I started re-drawing it smaller, but couldn’t be fucked so I just went with the original.

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Tuesday May 12, 2009
Cock in a box. 12:22pm.

Finger mould. 4:10pm.

I think this was a rat. I had to take the photo in darkness, so it was hard to get up close with the flash going off… this was taken from a distance and cropped to size for maximum flatness. Somewhere behind the Thai restaurant and Subway in Belgrave. 6:08pm.

Sunday May 17, 2009
Some trees that got burnt in the recent bushfires in Healesville. We were in the area for Dad’s birthday and my Aunt used to live up this road. 1:57pm.

Mushrooms. 4:12pm.

Another mushroom. If you look closely you can see the microcosmos enjoying themselves on the underside. 4:57pm.

I couldn’t find the name of this fungus but they’re these little pod things, and when you poke them they shoot out a cloud of spores. It’s amazing. Spore close-up in the second pic. 5:30pm.

Tuesday May 19, 2009
A tiny skeleton I found in a school gardenbed in Bayswater. 3:25pm.

Tuesday May 26, 2009
An old Copic ink at work that someone had opened and spilt. Not sure how long ago that happened, but it made the sticker look pretty cool. 4:49pm.

Wednesday May 27, 2009
The battery in my iRiver had carked it, so I had to order a new one from Hong Kong and replace it. This is how much effort it required!! Pretty interesting to see the insides of it though. 8:50pm.

Friday June 5, 2009
Melbourne. 8:16pm.

I’m Your Man

For about a week, there was this dude who was sitting out the front of work every morning having a coffee and a smoke. At first I thought he was an early customer, but he never came in, and after being there every day for a week, he just stopped being there. Strange. I took some photos of him.

Monday April 20, 2009 8:41am.

Tuesday April 21, 2009 8:38am.

Thursday April 23, 2009 8:42am.

Friday April 24, 2009 8:40am.

He first appeared on Thursday the 16th, and again the next day. I was late on Wednesday the 22nd, but Jarryd said he was there. The next week, he was gone.

New Bog, Pt II

Wednesday May 20, 2009
I took this photo to mms to Adam to show him how sunny the day was… it didn’t turn out as sunny as I had hoped, but neat photo. 10:10am.

Thursday May 21, 2009
A funny sign some builders put up in an empty shop on Chapel St. 3:19pm.

Hayley happy at home, 7:26pm.

Saturday May 23, 2009
Tonight we went out to the city for Sam’s birthday. We drank beforehand and then caught a train in. We had to take a piss stop at Ringwood. Jordan needed to go so bad he couldn’t even stand up. Haha. 7:15pm.

Sunday May 24, 2009
Reflecting on the way home, 1:06am.

A few tossers who kept us company on the Ringwood>Belgrave replacement bus service. 1:46am.

Thursday May 28, 2009
I had an accident at work. 1:05pm.

Wednesday June 3, 2009
A sighting of Raja. 2:00pm.

A pigeon in KFC. Yay. 2:50pm.

New Bog

Okay so due to getting spam comments, I’ve decided to move this thing onto the WordPress servers, and hopefully that will help.  Only downside is I can’t customise the CSS without paying money to do so.  So, enjoy the new colour scheme.

Let’s start with a whole lotta photos I’m dumping off my phonecard.  It’s been a while since I emptied it, so breathe deep…

Monday April 6, 2009
There was this old dude on the bus home who had turned around and involved himself in the conversation of two young girls.  Here he is, 6:32pm:

Here he is again, falling asleep, four minutes later:

Then, best of all, on this FREEZING COLD night, he not only takes off his jumper, but proceeds to roll up the sleeves of his t-shirt, as if he’s gonna impress these girls. Hahah. Not likely buddy. 6:42pm.

Monday April 20, 2009
5:15pm at Richmond station, platform 10.

Tuesday April 21, 2009
This man was down on all fours trying to reach something under the vending machine. Peculiar. 5:20pm.

Thursday April 30, 2009
Hayley freezing her tits off at Glenferrie station. 7:53am.

Friday May 15, 2009
A congregation of pigeons on the window sill of Prahran Town Hall / Library. 8:35am.

I’ve got lots more crap to post but that will all come later. For now… thoiya!